Dad Jokes • African Animals
The card match is a great trick for giving messages. It is so adaptable for any message you want to give. This version is not, however, a teaching trick at all. It is just for fun. It is simply a way to deliver “Dad Jokes” in a fun and amazing way. Cards are shown, mixed up, and divided into two piles. Some magic words are spelled moving cards from the top to the bottom of their piles, and when each word is completed the top two card are turned over and each of the pairs completes a hilarious (at least to the kids) “Dad” Joke.
The magic spelling words are: Match Some “DAD” Jokes Today! ….And the six matches are questions and answers to six “Dad Jokes”.
1. What’s worse than a crocodile chasing your safari group? Two crocodiles chasing your safari group.
2. What has 100 legs, 25 noses and is very loud? A herd of stampeding hippos.
3. What is as big as a elephant but weighs nothing? His shadow.
4. What do you get when you cross a lion with a camel? A chame-lion.
5. What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Asian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
6. What do you get when two giraffes bump into each other? A giraffic jam.
The card match is a great trick for giving messages. It is so adaptable for any message you want to give. This version is not, however, a teaching trick at all. It is just for fun. It is simply a way to deliver “Dad Jokes” in a fun and amazing way. Cards are shown, mixed up, and divided into two piles. Some magic words are spelled moving cards from the top to the bottom of their piles, and when each word is completed the top two card are turned over and each of the pairs completes a hilarious (at least to the kids) “Dad” Joke.
The magic spelling words are: Match Some “DAD” Jokes Today! ….And the six matches are questions and answers to six “Dad Jokes”.
1. What’s worse than a crocodile chasing your safari group? Two crocodiles chasing your safari group.
2. What has 100 legs, 25 noses and is very loud? A herd of stampeding hippos.
3. What is as big as a elephant but weighs nothing? His shadow.
4. What do you get when you cross a lion with a camel? A chame-lion.
5. What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Asian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
6. What do you get when two giraffes bump into each other? A giraffic jam.
The card match is a great trick for giving messages. It is so adaptable for any message you want to give. This version is not, however, a teaching trick at all. It is just for fun. It is simply a way to deliver “Dad Jokes” in a fun and amazing way. Cards are shown, mixed up, and divided into two piles. Some magic words are spelled moving cards from the top to the bottom of their piles, and when each word is completed the top two card are turned over and each of the pairs completes a hilarious (at least to the kids) “Dad” Joke.
The magic spelling words are: Match Some “DAD” Jokes Today! ….And the six matches are questions and answers to six “Dad Jokes”.
1. What’s worse than a crocodile chasing your safari group? Two crocodiles chasing your safari group.
2. What has 100 legs, 25 noses and is very loud? A herd of stampeding hippos.
3. What is as big as a elephant but weighs nothing? His shadow.
4. What do you get when you cross a lion with a camel? A chame-lion.
5. What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Asian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
6. What do you get when two giraffes bump into each other? A giraffic jam.